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Submissions: Snake Oil

People persist in believing submissions are necessary for the top 4 search engines.

July 25th, 2007 | Category: :), Ask.com, MSN, SEO, analytics, e-mail, education, google, marketing, search engine features, search results, the road to hell, white hat, yahoo | 2 comments

Oh, Spam, How I Love Thee

Attached to an image touting the standard array of designer pharmeceuticals, I give you today’s assortment of weird text snippets, suitable for reading at a poetry slam or even your next SEO pitch:

I think highly focused ads are the answer.
The benefits of local search are clear: it allows you to find customers in your area [...]

June 12th, 2007 | Category: advertising, dumb techniques, e-mail, google, local search, spam, zrong | Comments are closed

Things that are true:

1. I went a full 10 days without omnipresent wireless Internet.
2. I went a full 8 days without checking any of my e-mail.
3. I went 10 days without checking my work e-mail. (ha ha ha!)
4. I haven’t read any of my RSS feeds in 10 days. So if anything has happened in the world, I [...]

May 15th, 2007 | Category: RSS, alcohol, day job, e-mail | Comments are closed